hEAT ‘EM UP Chicken Tikka Wrap: a frozen microwaveable monstrosity

Eating one of these wraps is like being forced to listen to Coldplay while doing your tax return. It's not torturous, but not that pleasant

I tried the UK’s cheapest supermarket hotdogs, they smelled like rancid chicken

Kingsfood hotdogs: made of 59% mechanically separated chicken & rendered pork fat residue, the smell alone made be bring up a bit of sick.

I ate a Peperami Roll, now I’m no longer barmy about salami!

The Peperami's flavour enhanced over-the-top taste and fatty consistency, clings to your taste buds like a Tick and can't be removed.

Princes Lunch Tongue Review

Princes Lunch Tongue, I tried eating a canned pig’s tongue, it’s vile!

After digging out the contents of the tin and plopping it on a plate, the full disgusting spectacle of what I was about to eat confronted me

Tesco Weirdoughs

Tesco Weirdoughs look like a dog’s arsehole

First in this years festive food feast are Tesco's Turkey & Stuffing Weirdoughs. What do these crusty little sphincters taste like?