Wall's Microwavable Sausages Box

Wall’s Microwave Sausages, bangers for the terminally lazy

So you like sausages, but just can't be arsed to grill, fry or bake one? Wall's have made the 1 minute Microwavable stodgy starchy banger!

Tulip Bacon Grill review

Tulip Bacon Grill, why eat bacon when you can eat fried luncheon meat

Tulip Bacon Grill. Can luncheon meat really replace a proper bacon rasher? Of course not, it's mechanically recovered sh*te!

Mr Brain's Pork Faggots review

Mr Brain’s Pork Faggots, mashed up offal goodness

A faggot is traditionally made from pig's heart, liver and fatty belly meat or bacon minced together. Mr Brain's are a bit tamer.

Tillman's Toast Me! Bacon & Egg All Day Breakfast 1

Tillman’s Toast Me! Revolting savoury Pop-Tart type things

It's because people can't be arsed to prepare anything, that would lead them to actually consider eating what amounts to a savoury pop tart.

Iceland Hoisin Duck Christmas Trees

Iceland Hoisin Duck Christmas Trees Review

It's that special time of the year that heralds the return of Iceland's Christmas food and truly bizarre Hoisin Duck Christmas Trees.