Tulip Bacon Grill review

Tulip Bacon Grill, why eat bacon when you can eat fried luncheon meat

Tulip Bacon Grill. Can luncheon meat really replace a proper bacon rasher? Of course not, it's mechanically recovered sh*te!

Billy Bear Slicing Sausage

Billy Bear Slicing Sausage, start ’em young on the groat!

When browsing the deli counter in my local supermarket, Billy Bear Slicing Sausage stands out from the others like a turd in a punch bowl.