Princes Lunch Tongue Review

Princes Lunch Tongue, I tried eating a canned pig’s tongue, it’s vile!

After digging out the contents of the tin and plopping it on a plate, the full disgusting spectacle of what I was about to eat confronted me

Tulip Bacon Grill review

Tulip Bacon Grill, why eat bacon when you can eat fried luncheon meat

Tulip Bacon Grill. Can luncheon meat really replace a proper bacon rasher? Of course not, it's mechanically recovered sh*te!

Mr Brain's Pork Faggots review

Mr Brain’s Pork Faggots, mashed up offal goodness

A faggot is traditionally made from pig's heart, liver and fatty belly meat or bacon minced together. Mr Brain's are a bit tamer.

Billy Bear Slicing Sausage

Billy Bear Slicing Sausage, start ’em young on the groat!

When browsing the deli counter in my local supermarket, Billy Bear Slicing Sausage stands out from the others like a turd in a punch bowl.

Tesco Value Chicken Nuggets review

Tesco Value Chicken Nuggets, the poster product for crap food

Tesco Value Chicken Nuggets have the taste of the brown meat you get on a roast chicken... combined with the slime.