If you like your tinned Octopus labelled with an animal secretion adjective, this is the food review for you!
After digging out the contents of the tin and plopping it on a plate, the full disgusting spectacle of what I was about to eat confronted me
Tulip Bacon Grill. Can luncheon meat really replace a proper bacon rasher? Of course not, it's mechanically recovered sh*te!
A faggot is traditionally made from pig's heart, liver and fatty belly meat or bacon minced together. Mr Brain's are a bit tamer.
When browsing the deli counter in my local supermarket, Billy Bear Slicing Sausage stands out from the others like a turd in a punch bowl.