Tesco Value Chicken Nuggets review

Tesco Value Chicken Nuggets, the poster product for crap food

Tesco Value Chicken Nuggets have the taste of the brown meat you get on a roast chicken... combined with the slime.

Westlers Canned Hamburgers

Westlers (Canned) Hamburgers, just imagine the horror!

The very thought of Burgers in gravy in a tin, made my guts turn. They had to be purchased and reviewed.

Value Sausage Sword Fight, Morrisons

Multi-Supermaket Value Sausage Sword Fight

I put 4 supermarkets value sausages to the taste test and end up vomiting after the Asda ones. Lovely.

Asda Smartprice Meatballs in Tomato Sauce

Asda Smartprice Meatballs, vile chicken marshmallows in soup

I had decided to ‘step up to the mark’ as Jeremy Kyle would say. Opening the can I was greeted by the stench of slightly rancid chicken.

Chicken Tikka Lasagne, Milan meets Mumbia & murder each other’s cuisine

See how Iceland take Italian and Indian cuisine and shat this fusion food monstrosity out of the corporate food pipe.